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Ladies I know it’s hot outside. Temperatures reached 90 degrees in my college town this week.  However before you begin to show more skin, please shed your winter coat of body hair.   I have had countless encounters this week with young ladies raising their hands in class and revealing an armpit afro.   Wax, shave, or Nair it, Please!   While we are on underarms, there are so many invisible deodorants on the market.  You do not want white deodorant stains on your tube top and for you furry ones those deodorant balls under your arms are disgusting.     Dove and/or Secret can take care of this issue and Lady Speed Stick Invisible Dry is in the $1 store.

Ladies, legs need to be smooth when wearing your shorts and minis.  It should not look like you are wearing textured leggings with your skirts.  Remove the hair from your legs.  It was gross during the winter when it wasn’t exposed and now that the world can see it, it’s even more so.   This goes for hairy arms too.   Some of us are definitely more hairy than others and hair pops up in strange places.   A student came to my office wearing a tank top.  Her chest hair rivaled that of Steve Carrell in “The 40 Year Old Virgin”.  Guys are now manscaping (waxing their chests,) therefore if you are a female and you have this most unfortunate problem females should manscape too.      

 I know it’s the end of the school year and your refund checks are spent and your parents may not be sending any more money before you come home.    But there are licensed estheticians living in the dorms with wax pots.  These entrepreneur’s rates are well below that of a salon.  Even if you have to barter tutoring for waxing, it’s worth it.  Plus there are inexpensive hair removal products at the drug and dollar stores.  You can’t wax your brows and leave your cleavage hair behind.    And don’t forget to get a bikini wax before hitting the beach this summer.

Hairy co-eds you have been placed on academic probation!

Air Kisses,

Professor Diva Mac