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As the summer sizzles and we all think twice about the outdoor shopping malls, it has been brought to my attention that swimwear is creaping up everywhere. And when I say creaping up, I litterally mean creaping up on the anatomy!  So, please don’t fall victim to being on academic probation while on the beach or at the pool.

With the 4th of July last weekend, pools, beaches, lakes, and anywhere with water were bumrushed by the bikini or swimsuit. I must admit, I did attempt a bikini while vacationing this spring in the Bahamas and I am here to say that it was a BAD, BAD idea. Thankfully, now I am back to the basic, but cute, swimsuit. I realize that gravity has won (for now) and that I will work my way back into that cute pink bikini; but a black one piece works just fine for now.

There are a couple of personal rules that I follow for wearing a bikini that come to mind. I had a great conversation with my cousin about this over the weekend. Now, I don’t want to hurt anyone’s feelings, so think of this as an intervention from a dear friend. Ok?

1. Don’t wear a bikini that is too small. Really? If you’re a size 12 (which is perfectly fine), don’t try to fit into a size six.

2. Less is NOT always more. Cover yourself appropriately with the right type of fabric because we all don’t want to see your “goods.” See through is not for everyone.

3. When in doubt, throw it out. If you have to talk yourself into wearing it, maybe you shouldn’t wear it all. Save yourself while your ahead.

4. If you ask your spouse, significant other, or friend “how do I look?” and they give you a blank stare, don’t get upset. Just change into a one-piece. I’ve been there before. 

5. Last, if you wore a bikini at 23 and you’re now 33, things may not look the same and other people will notice too. Don’t worry, just readjust from a bikini to a tankini. You’ll still look good.

Enjoy the water and waves and remember no matter what size, you can still look good but just make the right decision before hitting the water.

Smooches,

Professor Diva Cali