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Will the person that invented the Christmas sweater please raise your hand???  You’re on permanent academic probation for unleashing this scourge upon the land.   I’m no scrooge and love the holiday season, but Christmas displays should be made on trees,  houses, and in front yards.   Every day since Thanksgiving I’ve spotted Santa’s reindeers and snowmen stitched across sweaters.   Some of have seasonal characters covered in glitter, rhinestones, and sometimes battery powered blinking lights.   In some instances I think the Christmas sweater is appropriate as a gag gift or for women over 70.  However I’ve seen a number of women that were probably in their early 40′s wearing them.   Ladies put those Christmas sweaters in the drawer for 30 years.   One after the other, they kept passing my table at Red Bone Alley (www.redbonealley.com). Even for the senior set, keep your knitted noel in moderation.  Perhaps just one single character; no characters on the front, back, and sleeves.  Oh and one more thing if you must wear the Christmas sweater do not accessorize with Christmas jewelry all at the same time.

If you simply cannot contain your festive spirit and you must express it through your wardrobe opt for a tasteful holiday themed broach.  Personally I’m not a fan but I think this is a good option to a reindeer stampede across the chest.  Don’t go oversized with the broach and please no mechanics, no blinking lights, or carols should come from your lapel.   Stay away from Christmas earrings.  Wreaths should hang from the front door not your lobes.

Source: BitchBuzz

And one more thing, I’ve never seen a man in a Christmas sweater.   Was the inventor some bitter dude???

Leave your (red) Jimmy Choo’s at the door!

Professor Diva Mac